{"id":58,"date":"2008-09-23T12:13:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T12:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.neolefty.org\/wordpress\/?p=58"},"modified":"2008-09-23T12:13:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T12:13:14","slug":"things-grownups-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/2008\/09\/23\/things-grownups-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Grownups Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(according to Teresa)<\/i><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Put out balloons for birthday parties<\/li>\n<li>Reach the sink<sup>1<\/sup><\/li>\n<li>Make a hole in the ground<\/li>\n<li>Drink coffee<\/li>\n<li>Make a happy face<\/li>\n<li>Grow flowers<\/li>\n<li>Pull out weeds<\/li>\n<li>Eat sour plant<sup>2<\/sup><\/li>\n<li>Make honey water<sup>3<\/sup><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And that&#8217;s all.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><sup>1<\/sup> Without a stool.<\/p>\n<p><sup>2<\/sup> Referring to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Common_wood_sorrel\">wood sorrel<\/a>, an edible plant common in Illinois.  Also referred to by the under-5 crowd around here as &#8220;heart plant&#8221;, for the shape of its leaves.  Actually, Teresa does her own share of eating it whenever she has a chance, so this list is apparently not exclusive to grown-ups.<\/p>\n<p><sup>3<\/sup> I made her some this morning because her throat was crackly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(according to Teresa) Put out balloons for birthday parties Reach the sink1 Make a hole in the ground Drink coffee Make a happy face Grow flowers Pull out weeds Eat sour plant2 Make honey water3 And that&#8217;s all. 1 Without &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/2008\/09\/23\/things-grownups-do\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teresa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/neolefty.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}